Thursday, October 11, 2007

Media Alert: York, PA

From today's newswire, a release touting the attractions in York, PA:

"Sample warm potato chips fresh off the line at Martin's Potato Chips, the bipartisan snack aboard Air Force One during both the George W. Bush and Bill Clinton administrations.

Plan a visit to Hope Acres, one of the East Coast's only fully-robotic dairy operations and watch as the pampered cows sleep on waterbeds and enjoy automatic back scratchers."

This last line suggests to me that Hope Acres has a barn full of robot cows. Why does a robot cow need a waterbed? And honestly, does a real cow need a waterbed either?

I'm off to find a bipartisan snack.

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