Today's Numbers

Things I Would Have Preferred Not to Clean Today:

• Poop from a long-dead rodent discovered while using a shop-vac to clean the basement of our new house
• Spiderwebs and spider egg sacs in same
• My kid’s bum

Number of 60-lb sacks of concrete purchased today: 1
Pounds of grass seed sown in lawn today: 5
Percentage of last week’s grass seed eaten by local birds: 45%
Number of times cat poop has been discovered in the yard of our new house: 2
Number of cats we own: 0
Uselessness of neighborhood cats, measured in percentage: 100%